Moody Hippo Surprise Pull

🦛 Tiny Moody Hippo Emotionally Stable? No. Tiny? Yes. She’s .75'' tall. She’s hand-painted. She’s judging you from your desk. These miniature resin hippos come in 3 dramatic poses and are ready to emotionally support your chaos, guard your plants, or sit in silent protest on your bookshelf. They are small. They are glossy. They are mildly offended. Choose Your Tiny Menace: 🦛 Sitting & Processing 🦛 Standing & Ready to Argue 🦛 Loaf Mode (Existential Edition) Each one measures approximately .75'' x 4.2cm and is hand-painted, which means tiny variations may exist because we are not a soulless factory and neither is she. 💸 Buy More. Build a Hippo Collective. 1 Hippo – $1.50 3 Hippos - $3.75 6 Hippos - $6.75 9 Hippos - $9.25 Each hippo bundle comes with a free mini water pond.  Discount automatically applied when you choose your bundle. We both know you're not stopping at one. ✨ The Fine Print (Because We Are Responsible Adults) Made from resin Approx. 2cm x 4.2cm Hand-painted Tiny but powerful ⚠️ Not intended for small children. These are decorative trinkets, not toys. They are small enough to be a choking hazard and emotionally complex enough to require supervision. If you’re shopping for toddlers, this ain’t it. Perfect For: Desk goblins Shelf shrines Plant guardians Tiny gift toppers People who need something small to stare at instead of spiraling