Mongo Is Appalled

From royal sass to alien carnage, this Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired t-shirt brings together two of the most iconic elements in the series: Donut’s divine indignation and Mongo’s blood-splattered moral outrage. Whether you’re bingeing the audiobooks, crawling through a dungeon of your own, or just making your friends question your reading choices, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations and summon Howls of laughter (and maybe horror). Fit & Sizing: Runs true to size Size up for that oversized vibe Size chart in images — check it before you crawl Returns & Exchanges: Each item is made to order just for you, so we don’t accept returns. But if your item arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right. No dungeon run required. Thank You: Thanks for supporting our nerdy little shop! We’re fans just like you, making weird, hilarious, deadly things to wear and enjoy. Every order helps us level up and spread the chaos. They will not break us.