Mombie Mug

PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY 🧟‍♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse ☕ 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere. WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER 4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee) Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles) Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes) Double-sided design (warns people from every angle) Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee) Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?) PERFECT FOR Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee Mid-day mama energy crisis Warning others that you're in mombie mode Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents Any mom who's living that zombie life WARNING: Side Effects May Include Excessive head nods from other mombies People actually waiting until you're caffeinated Children mysteriously becoming quieter Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup CARE INSTRUCTIONS As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs. Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning Use Caution When Removing From Microwave PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH The chaos of morning routines Your messy mom bun Those leggings you've worn for 3 days The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle! As seen in School drop-off lines Work-from-home zoom calls Target shopping carts Soccer practice sidelines Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs