Metal-Aged Tee

What stops others reaching mid-life is not going to stop you. You’re metal. You’re kicking the mid-life crisis in the balls! • Premium black tee, soft and durable • Bold front print: “Metal-Aged: I Kicked My Mid-Life Crisis in the Balls” • Part of the exclusive Metalosophy Collection • Supports the Metal Motivation mission—spreading a positive message in a brutal world 💀Metal Helps You Age Well💀 • Gildan 64000 | Softstyle T-Shirt • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton • Ultra-soft, Light Fabric • Machine Washable (see instructions below) • Unisex Fit - Great for Men and Women! Make This Shirt Last! • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. No fabric softeners. • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron artwork. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28   LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1