Meme Patches: It's A Foreplayer Game

An embroidered patch featuring the words I Do Foreplay Like I'm Pressing R3 On A Joystick. I'm old enough to remember when the first PlayStation came out and the motherfucker didn't have the joysticks, just the directional pad and the classic button configuration. Then they had the joysticks, which made racing and action games way easier. But then one day, out of nowhere, games started telling you to use "R3". It was every man's first g-spot if they were born 1988-1997. Thank god I managed to find both. Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field. Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs. • 26% cotton, 74% polyester • 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter • Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily • Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn