Meme Patches: Gr@ss

An embroidered patch featuring the words Touch Grass is black, white, and green. Go touch some grass and get rid of that yee-yee-ass haircut, maybe you'll get some bitches on your dick, neighbor. Seriously though, go the fuck outside once in a while. It is so good for you. Just, close your eyes, take a deep breath of the air, and then open them as you exhale. Just take it all in, man. Every ball orbiting this star is a fucking rock. This is the only one with moss, flowing water, bird chirps, titties. Come on man, the world is everyone's! Out there is a fortune, waiting to be had. Will you seize the opportunity, or let it slip through your fingers? Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field. Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs. • 26% cotton, 74% polyester • 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter • Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily • Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn