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You ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot. And we wish everyone could have that kind of luck. This card features original illustrations of three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords! The text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man.
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