Matt Cantrell / Conquest / 8.5 Deck

Artwork by Matt Cantrell Manufactured at BBS Mfg.  Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards. Dimensions: 8.5 x 32.375 Specs: Nose: 7.0 / Tail: 6.8 / WB: 14.25 Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it. Product Description: Behold a pale horse? No, behold a pale ass. Matt Cantrell is but one of four assholes assembled to avenge ye olde Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and this is his take on Conquest. Yee-hah! What's more—or perhaps most concerning, though, is the StrangeLove Curse. If you're not familiar with it, look no further than our "Georgia Guidestones" board from a couple years back and how it was blown up just prior to our release in perhaps the most bizarre case of coincidence ever. That's right, ever. Nothing else has ever come close. I'm kidding, of course, but there's a legitimate concern on our end that this series may just be the Keymaster and Gatekeeper to Gozer and The End of the World as we know it... and that's a lot of responsibility to shoulder. So, order now! Especially because no one is gonna give a good goddamn if you don't pay off your credit card once the extinction event goes down.