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What if I told you... the choice was between a red mealworm and a blue mealworm? This Matrix-inspired tee features your favorite house dinosaur styled like Neo - complete with trench coat, shades, and two very dramatic mealworms. It’s a cold-blooded twist on the classic “red pill or blue pill” moment, except this time the stakes are crunchy, wiggly, and beardie-approved. Perfect for reptile lovers who know their lizard would absolutely eat both and then stare at you like you’re the weird one. A funny bearded dragon shirt for men or women who aren’t ready to leave the terrarium... but are down to snack.
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