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This shirt is basically a legally safe way to make strangers question their entire reality. Perfect for confusing the cashier, alarming the PTA, and making your dog wonder if you’ve finally achieved enlightenment. Wear it while staring at a blank wall for hours, contemplating the mysteries of the universe—or just while uploading more trippy visual loops to your Instagram page. Either works.
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