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The “Everything but My Shame” Beach Bag Big enough for SPF, snacks, secrets, and maybe a bad decision or two. This bag isn’t just trendy—it’s the emotional support tote for your summer. Stuff it full of whatever you claim you need for the beach (towel, sunglasses, three books you won’t read, questionable beverages)—it can handle it. Loud, vibrant, and built to carry the drama. Details: • Unisex • 16″×20″ • 100% polyester, unapologetically bold • Max weight: 44 lbs (aka your entire hot girl summer) • Large inside pocket for mysterious items • Soft cotton webbing handles for comfy carrying • Fade-resistant colors because your personality isn’t the only thing that pops • One-size-fits-all
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