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Deliver birthday laughs with this witty, newsroom-inspired card that features a classic news anchor illustration, a celebratory cake graphic, and the bold headline “Breaking News: You’re Old. More at 11” this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates playful humor on their big day. With its clever design and lighthearted message, it’s sure to be the standout card that gets read out loud at the party. Perfect for: Friends with a great sense of humor Milestone birthdays Coworkers Anyone who can take a joke Key Features: High-quality print with vibrant colors Blank inside for your personalized message Includes envelope A hilarious way to remind someone that birthdays are basically breaking news at this point 😂
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