Like A Coma Tee

Some folks want to talk. Some folks want to dance. This cowboy wants you to stop moving your mouth and start moving toward unconsciousness. Nothing personal. He just prefers the quiet. Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable Like A Coma It's the classic pickup line, retired and put out to pasture. Rewritten by a man who's had a long day, a longer week, and exactly zero interest in small talk at the feed store. Woodcut portrait of a weathered rancher who has clearly heard enough for one lifetime, set against a windmill and barn that have also stopped listening. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear AMERICAN MADE & PRINTED Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers