Life Support Towel

"I Now Know How It Will All End For Me... One Of My Kids Will Unplug My Life Support To Charge Their Phone." Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters. Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it. Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe. Product Details 100% cotton dish towel Size: 21" x 28" Machine washable Soft, absorbent, and durable Printed in the USA Perfect For Funny housewarming gifts Funny hostess gifts White elephant and gift exchanges Holiday gifting Bridal showers and newlywed gifts Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen Everyday kitchen use with personality This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.