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Brag about how great this whiskey is to your friends. And then let them know that it doesn't really exist. But the hat does. About the hat: Shitty trucker hat made of 100% Polyester (front) and 100% nylon (mesh). One size. Fits most. Like your mother. These fuckers are probably flammable so don't wear this if you're attempting arson.
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🇺🇸 Ship from USA · On Agora since 2026
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