Lady Business - Scent Collection

I'm all up in your lady business I'm all up like it's fucking Christmas! NOTE: If you wish to specify the color of your soap bar(s) and/or inquire about which types of dice are available, please select the YOU PICK option and email us your preferences. From the mind of one of our favorite bards, we bring you.. Lady Business. What's that? Different name to this scent? I don't know what you're talking about. Must have been a fever dream. This right here, my sweet adventurers, is going to have everyone at your table wishing they had put more points into charisma so that they too, can seduce the dragon out of their hoard.  The scent. Oh, the scent. Pear and dragonfruit mix in a juicy, sweet temptation—like a kiss you can’t stop thinking about. Then, it gets a little darker. Vanilla and amber wrap around you like the warmest of embraces, slow and intoxicating. And just when you think you’re safe, that whisper of incense pulls you in, like a secret you’ve always wanted to keep, but can’t quite hide. It’s bold. It’s fresh. And let’s be real—it’s downright seductive. Roll for Initiative.     SOAPS Shadowtime soaps are glycerin based, cruelty-free, and appropriate for general use for normal to combination skin types. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Soaps Page. Lady Business soaps (much like White Castle fries) only come in one size -- a 4 oz. icosahedron. Please resist the temptation to throw it like a baseball and ALWAYS remember it contains a mini die at the center, so keep it out of the hands and mouths of small children! The dice hidden inside are COMPLETELY random in shape and color (except for Patreon supporters who can contact us for available options and make personalized requests). Custom soap color requests are welcome from anyone, but must be communicated in a timely fashion (see below). All requests can be included in the note section of a paypal payment, messaged to us on Facebook, or sent via email to beautifulfreakcosmetics@gmail.com. IMPORTANT:  for the sake of SANITY (mine) we allow 24 hours after an order is submitted to let us know of any custom requests. After that, you get what you get. So if you want to pick a color, make sure to send that email right away.  Not kidding.   LIP BALMS Protecteur lip balms offer protective and preventative care for lips with shea butter and vitamin E so you can enjoy dark kisses and other lip-smacking pleasures throughout the day and long into the night. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Lip Balm Page.   BODY PRODUCTS For more information on Best Use, Safety Considerations, and Shipping Warnings please see our Body Butters & Scrubs Page. Increase the Treatment body butters have a light consistency that provides moisturizing benefits without heavy residue.  Radiant City whipped sugar body scrubs and Nightmare Zone whipped salt scrubs are designed to exfoliate and moisturize as part of your regular shower routine.   BATH PRODUCTS Our bath products are all about self-indulgence and self-care in these dark and stormy times. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Bath Bombs, Salts & Shower Steamers Page.  Lady Business bath bombs are also D20-shaped harbingers of hedonistic luxury. These highly scented delights are larger than their sister soaps and will fill your entire washroom with intoxicating fragrances while they double, double, fizz, and trouble up a long lasting perfumed brew. They contain contain a random FULL SIZE polyhedral die so keep an eye out for it before you pull the drain plug. Drowning Like the Garden bath salts are perfect for unwinding after a long day, relaxing back, and plotting your next steps toward world domination. Gloom Cookies are our shower steamers and best for those times when you want the scent experience of bath bombs or salts, without the actual bath.