Kid's Not Mine

This tee is for the man who's not the biological dad but definitely earned weekend visitation rights. Bold, unfiltered, and definitely not approved by the PTA, this shirt is the fashion equivalent of saying “I brought snacks and trauma.” Made with soft black cotton and an IDGAF attitude. Perfect for inappropriate family dinners, awkward playground visits, or just traumatizing your group chat. Soft unisex cotton tee that doesn’t judge you Printed with white ink on black, like your soul Not for actual stepdads... unless you're that guy Guaranteed to make someone laugh and someone else report it Makes an unhinged gift for a friend who shouldn't be a role model Order yours now and let the world know you didn’t sign up for the kid, just the chaos.