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Think you know the lyrics? So did we. Until Sister Sledge hit that first line and suddenly it wasn’t “state for the record”... it was “staple the vicar?.” This shirt captures that glorious mondegreen moment in all its retro absurdity: a poised stapler, a helpless clerical collar, and no explanation needed. Minimalist, slightly unhinged, and perfect for anyone who belts out the wrong lyrics like they wrote them. Wear the inside joke with pride.
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