Jonah Hill-io Gracie Rashguard

The Gracie family tree just got significantly more dangerous. Introducing the Jonah Hill-io Gracie BJJ Rashguard, celebrating the newest master of the gentle art: a two-stripe white belt armed with confidence, podcast appearances, and apparently enough jiu-jitsu to annihilate mankind. Inspired by Jonah Hill’s recent BJJ comments and reimagined in full old-school Brazilian jiu-jitsu glory, the Jonah Hill-io rashguard is for anyone who understands that belt rank is temporary, but wildly unjustified confidence is forever. The front features our Jonah Hill-io Gracie parody artwork, complete with the legendary red belt that every two-stripe white belt knows they spiritually deserve. Whether you're rolling at open mat, drilling your third armbar of the evening, or explaining to someone that you “basically had that purple belt,” this rashguard lets everyone know you are dangerous beyond your credentials. Built for Brazilian jiu-jitsu, submission grappling, MMA training, and no-gi practice, it offers the compression fit and unrestricted movement you want on the mats—with considerably more nonsense. Why you need it: Jonah Hill-io Gracie BJJ parody artwork Made for Brazilian jiu-jitsu and no-gi grappling Short-sleeve compression rashguard Great for BJJ training, open mats and submission grappling Perfect gift for white belts with black-belt confidence Helps prevent mat burn; does absolutely nothing to prevent delusions of grandeur Suitable for practitioners of all belt levels willing to acknowledge the devastating power of the two-stripe white belt Warning: Wearing the Jonah Hill-io Gracie Rashguard may cause uncontrollable urges to threaten professional fighters, start a podcast, or promote yourself directly from white belt to red belt.