It’s Only Attempted Murder Tee

Sometimes persistence is everything. The It’s Only Attempted Murder Tee delivers dark humor with a playful twist that true crime fans will instantly appreciate. The design features two women holding knives alongside the phrase “If at First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder.” It’s a bold, tongue-in-cheek take on the kind of humor that true crime enthusiasts know all too well. For people who spend their evenings watching crime documentaries, listening to investigative podcasts, or debating famous cases, the joke lands immediately. This tee blends sharp wit with a little bit of edge, making it perfect for fans of true crime culture who enjoy humor that’s just a little darker than average. Whether you're heading out with friends, attending a casual event, or settling in for a documentary marathon, it’s a design that sparks knowing laughs from fellow crime fans. The fabric feels soft and lightweight, making it comfortable for everyday wear. It’s breathable and easy to move in, whether you’re running errands, relaxing at home, or adding a little personality to your casual style. With its easygoing look, it pairs naturally with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket when the weather cools down. Why You’ll Love It Bold design with dark humor true crime fans appreciate Soft, lightweight fabric comfortable all day Easy casual style that works anywhere Perfect for podcast listeners and crime documentary fans Great gift for true crime enthusiasts Because sometimes the joke is almost as twisted as the cases. Love this design? Check out our mug, pillow, and tote!