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Orphan Asylum Intake Form Case No.: 1186 Status: Awaiting Adoption He arrived smiling, which the staff found immediately suspicious. Not the tentative smile of someone hoping to make a good impression. Not the polite smile of someone trying to seem approachable. The wide, stitched, zigzagged grin of someone who has already decided today is going to be interesting and is prepared to be personally responsible for that. His green yarn hair stood straight up as if electrified by the sheer force of his own enthusiasm. His yellow button eyes — each marked with a little X like a target he's already acquired — were bright and locked forward and absolutely delighted to be here. They call him Spite. He is lime green in the way that a firecracker is lime green — technically a color, functionally a provocation. He sits with the relaxed confidence of a creature who has never once doubted that he belongs exactly where he is, which in his case is everywhere, all at once, at full volume. The tiny red heart at his collar is the detail that stops you. So small against all that green chaos. So deliberate. So quietly, stubbornly there — like a footnote that turns out to be the most important part of the document. He has been described by three separate staff members as "a lot." He received this information and has not changed a single thing about himself. Condition: Handmade. One of a kind. Temperament: Feral. Joyful. Loyal with an intensity that borders on a personal policy. Special Notes: The grin is permanent. The staff have confirmed it is not a threat. Probably. He doesn't need you to be ready for him. He's perfectly happy to wait while you catch up. Once bonded, separation is discouraged. Care and Construction Details: Handmade fleece construction Approximately 14" high for medium, 11” for small Intended for decorative or collection purposes Not recommended for young children Each Gothling is one of a kind Each Gothling carries a presence that lingers Some orphans do not last long without homes. This one has been waiting longer than most. **Please be aware that our products are subject to slight variations in color and button style due to supply and supplier availability. While we always aim to match what's shown, the finished item may differ slightly from the images on our website — but we're confident you'll love it just the same! Product images are intended as a guide only, and the item you receive may not be an exact match to those displayed on our website.
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