Inside the Woodworker Brain T-Shirt

"Clamps always. Fix it. Wood first. Measure twice. Where is my tape measure? Buy more wood." Finally, someone went ahead and mapped out exactly what's going on up there. If you're the type who walks into the lumber yard for one board and walks out with a truck bed full of "future projects," this shirt was written about you specifically. It's the kind of thing that'll get a knowing laugh from every woodworker in the room and a confused look from everyone else. Makes a perfect gift for the dad, husband, or buddy who is absolutely, definitely going to use all that wood someday.