I'm Retorted - Tee

I’m Retorted Tee From our premium line of t-shirts Where my crematory operators at? Most of us will be retorted some day Not everything needs explaining. I’m Retorted Tee takes a familiar phrase and runs it through a different process. Built around a clean, minimal graphic of a retort chamber mid-cycle, it delivers a dark, understated punchline that hits fast and sticks. It’s simple, a little uncomfortable, and exactly the kind of humor that doesn’t need to try too hard. Printed with bold linework and a subtle flame accent on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, it carries that broken-in, straight-from-the-job feel right out of the box. No overthinking. Just read it.   ⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton ⚰️ Full front graphic ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA