I'm Not Salty

This garment-dyed tee brings weathered comfort and salty humor to everyday wear. Soft, heavy-weight cotton drapes in a relaxed silhouette, showing a subtle chest script and a distressed crab print across the back that reads “I’m not salty — you are.” It settles in like an old favorite: faded without being fragile, lived-in without losing shape. Throw it on after a long day on the water, a messy beach bonfire, or when you want to send a playful, sideways message without saying a word. The muted, vintage color and worn-in print let it pair easily with denim, board shorts, or layered under a flannel for cooler evenings by the shore. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed finish for that lived-in, vintage look and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort - Tubular, side-seam-free construction with double-needle stitched seams - Available S–4XL (select partners) and in 58 colorways; sewn-in label Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean