I'm Not Ignoring You. I'm Buffering

For the brains that need a loading screen. This retro-computer-inspired tee is perfect for anyone who needs a second to process life, conversations, eye contact, social expectations, or whatever just happened in aisle seven of the grocery store. Featuring a vintage-style computer graphic with the message “Processing human interaction…” and the slogan “I’m not ignoring you. I’m buffering.”, this design brings a funny, relatable twist to social overwhelm, neurodivergent humor, and everyday overstimulation. Why You’ll Love It Funny, relatable design with a retro tech vibe Great for autistic, ADHD, neurodivergent, introverted, or socially exhausted people Simple screen-print-friendly artwork Easy to style on casual tees, hoodies, and everyday outfits A perfect conversation starter… after you finish buffering • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) • Regular fit • Set-in sleeves • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back • The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard) • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh