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You're not here for a long time—you're here for hot dogs. This long sleeve shirt is your official pre-snack warning. Featuring four perfectly grilled dogs dripping in mustard and one brutally honest line of text, it's ideal for cookouts, gym exits, or emotionally unstable lunch breaks. No need to explain your vibe—the shirt does it for you.
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🇺🇸 Ship from USA · On Agora since 2026
$39.00