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This long sleeve tee says what your face already screamed—“I’m Cooked.” Whether you’re post-edible, mentally disconnected from the simulation, or just spiritually leaking battery acid, this shirt gets it. It’s giving couch-locked but make it fashion. Unisex fit, soft cotton long sleeve Front print: “I’M COOKED” in high-visibility bold white Ideal for stoners, introverts, or anyone spiritually horizontal Perfect gift for the friend who always says “bro I can’t feel my legs” Wear it to brunch, therapy, or the void Get yours now before your last brain cell does a backflip into oblivion.
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