Illuminati Pin

Are you cleared for this? FNORD!!! You can currently choose from among 11 different colors of our Illuminati pin. We won't say "collect them all," because that might endanger your sanity. But you are cleared to own as many of these "eye-in-pyramid" pins as you think you need – and to lie to your friends about what they mean. See below for the official public version of a partial guide to what the colors might mean (at the moment). You don't need cookies enabled on your browser, but chips and candy bars should be turned on . . . Whoops, forget you heard that. Color Stock Number Meaning Red 9002A Internal Security Green 9002F Finance & Supply w/red eye 9002G Applied Pyromania Aqua 9002H Logistics & Support Purple 9002I Subversion Black 9002M Men in Black w/red eye 9002N Covert Operations w/silver metal 9002L Infiltration w/red eye & silver metal 9002K Elite Suicide Squad Yellow 9002T Department of Redundancy Dept. w/red eye 9002T1 Department of Redundancy Dept. Internal Affairs Lavender 9002U Recruitment w/red eye 9002U1 Involuntary Recruitment Red/Dark Blue/White 9002B Surveillance Red/Green/White 9002C Pharmacological Research Red/Green/Yellow 9002D Eco-terrorism Pink 9002O Blackmail w/red eye 9002O2 Entrapment w/silver metal 9002O1 Illuminated Purple/Light Blue/Dark Blue 9002J Catering Orange 9002P Political Liaison White 9002Q1 Field Operations w/red eye 9002Q Spec Ops Troubleshooter w/blue eye 9002R Spec Ops Cover-Up w/green eye 9002S Spec Ops Assassin Light Blue 9002V Research & Development w/red eye 9002V1 Invention Supression Red/Dark Blue/Green 9002W Courier