Identity Patches: Critically Moist

An embroidered patch featuring the words Critically Moist, a reference to the state I constantly keep my girlfriend in, and the opposite of the state of Ben Shapiro's wife. I reckon it's also a reference to MoistCr1TiKaL, that weird as hell YouTuber. But I can't keep up with the famous people of the internet. Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field. Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs. • 26% cotton, 74% polyester • 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter • Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily • Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn