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You spent Sunday afternoon being "productive," and now you're paying the price one microwaveable container at a time. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is for anyone who has stared at a stack of identical, lackluster salads and realized they've made a terrible mistake. It is the ultimate funny shirt for the fitness trier who inevitably orders takeout by Wednesday. Soft, comfortable, and significantly more satisfying than that soggy chicken you prepped, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the person who tries (and fails) to eat clean.
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$37.00