Hydrated. Overheated. Barely Supervised

For the summer humans who are doing their best, drinking water occasionally, and absolutely melting in public. This design features a chaotic red, white, and blue popsicle wearing sunglasses, surrounded by sunny-day essentials like ice water, flip flops, beach towel vibes, and full-on overheated energy. Paired with the slogan: “Hydrated. Overheated. Barely supervised.” It is bright, funny, vintage-inspired, and perfect for anyone whose summer personality is equal parts festive, sweaty, sarcastic, and possibly one bad decision away from needing shade. Why You’ll Love It Funny summer graphic tee with bold red, white, and blue popsicle artwork Perfect for beach days, BBQs, pool parties, vacations, theme parks, lake trips, and summer cookouts Great Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Labor Day, or patriotic summer outfit option Vintage distressed finish for that worn-in retro beach-shirt look Relatable humor for anyone who is hydrated in theory but overheated in reality The Vibe Sunny. Sweaty. Slightly feral, but drinking water. Perfect For Summer vacation outfits Beach and pool days BBQs and backyard parties Fourth of July celebrations Sarcastic summer lovers Anyone who melts faster than the popsicle on the shirt • 100% ring-spun cotton • Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²) • Semi-fitted • Side-seamed construction • Narrow-width rib collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Blank product sourced from Honduras Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.Size guide   LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 25 ½ 31-34 M 26 35-38 L 27 39-41 XL 28 42-45 2XL 28 ½ 46-48