Hotdogs Anonymous

Step 1: Admit you’re a hotdog. Step 2: Wear the shirt. The Hotdogs Anonymous Tee takes recovery meetings to a whole new level — straight into the Cooper-Young Yacht Club, where ketchup and mustard lurk outside the window like nosy neighbors. Featuring a circle of buns in crisis, awkward confessions, and one too many coffee refills, this vintage cartoon scene proves no dog is too far gone. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61