Holy Shit You Graduated Card

Well slap a tassel on it and call it a miracle—Holy shit, you graduated! This gloriously blunt card skips the fluff and gets straight to the point, because sometimes the occasion calls for a little profanity and a lot of pride. Whether they barely crawled across the finish line or aced every test while surviving on caffeine and chaos, this card says what everyone’s thinking but Grandma can’t say out loud. Perfect for grads who appreciate a good F-bomb with their congratulations, it’s the ultimate way to shout, “YOU DID THE THING!” without resorting to boring, glittery caps and gowns. Go ahead, give them a card that’s as real as their student debt. Blank inside. Letterpressed on recycled cotton rag paper. 4.25" x 5.5" | Comes in a protective sleeve with a coordinating envelope MADE IN THE USA - printed and packaged by hand in Chicago, Illinois, USA.