Holes Closed Coaster

"I Didn’t Wear Earrings For A Long Time And The Holes Closed. Now I’m Worried About My Vagina." Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durable resin, this coaster is designed to handle cocktails, wine, coffee, and even your most unfiltered friends. Each coaster features rounded corners and a premium cork backing to keep drinks from slipping while protecting your table, bar, or countertop from moisture and scratches. Whether you're hosting friends or sipping solo with your dog, this coaster delivers humor with every pour. Cheers to bad decisions and good company! Product Details • Includes 1 coaster • Size: 4" x 4" • Material: Durable resin with cork backing • Non-slip cork back protects surfaces • Rounded corners • Printed in the USA Perfect For • Funny housewarming gifts • Bar cart accessories • Hostess gifts • Girls' night and cocktail parties • Everyday drink protection with personality Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, this coaster also makes a hilarious small gift for friends, hostesses, birthdays, girls' nights, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.