High Functioning. Barely. – Unisex

For remote workers doing their best… barely. Some days you're productive. Some days you're surviving on caffeine and calendar reminders. This tee says what we’re all thinking. Perfect for Zoom calls, Slack check-ins, or that “quick meeting” that wasn’t quick. Minimal. Clean. Relatable. Why you’ll love it • Soft, breathable cotton blend • Comfortable everyday unisex fit • Holds its shape after washing • Lightweight but not see-through • Subtle statement without being loud The Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001) • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Fit • Unisex sizing • True to size • Size chart includes inches and centimeters Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57   LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8