Heroic Death Cat Marble Coaster

Celebrate the hilarious reality of cat ownership with our Heroic Death Cat Marble Coaster! Featuring the witty quote: "I would like to think I’ll die a heroic death, but more likely I’ll trip over my cat and choke on a spoonful of frosting," this coaster is a fun and catchy addition to any coffee table. Crafted from 4" x 4" tumbled marble, each coaster has a unique, natural stone texture that complements any home decor. The durable cork backing ensures your surfaces are protected from scratches, while our permanently printed proprietary method keeps the vintage-inspired polka dot design looking sharp for years. Because it's made of high-quality marble, it won't stain or harbor mold, making it as practical as it is funny. Material: 4" x 4" tumbled marble for a premium look and feel. Protection: Sturdy cork backing to prevent sliding and scratches. Quality: Permanently printed and proudly made in the USA. Easy Care: Naturally resistant to stains and mold. It’s the perfect gift for the cat lover who enjoys a side of humor with their afternoon snack! Ship in 24 hours. Arrive in 4 business days. Love this funny cat coaster? Click here for more gifts for cat lovers! Hassle FREE Returns! If it's not purr-fect, you can return it for free. You Shop. We Give. They Purr. Shop cat kitchen décor and a portion of your purr-chase goes to help shelter cats.