HERE TODAY - A farmer made bacon and eggs for breakfast. The chicken contributed, but the pig was wholly committed. I may be a chicken, but I’m here today telling you the story.

Ken was headed to Costa Rica for a party vacation and invited Rick along. Rick is married, Ken is not. When Ken sent Rick the itinerary of wine, women, and song, Rick declined. Ken called Rick a chicken. Ken made it back from Costa Rica, missing $2,000 extra dollars and having to go to the clinic for an unspecified treatment. Rick was glad he chickened out. This pillow reminds us that it's okay being called a chicken, instead of getting fried like a pig. • 100% polyester case and insert • Fabric weight: 6.49–8.85 oz/yd² (220–300 g/m²) • Hidden zipper • Machine-washable case • Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only) • Blank product components in the US sourced from China and the US • Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland