THE HAUNTED TEA-COSY ROOM SPRAY

Enchant your space with this home fragrance, an indulgence for the tastefully unhinged, in collaboration with the Edward Gorey Charitable Trust. The Haunted Tea Cosy is a sinister little spritz that smells like bergamot brewed in purgatory, with undertones of citrus and scandal from a spirit who still dresses for tea, bitter marmalade, and the faint regret of a teacup murder never solved. Ghostly. Steeped. Dusty-charm. SCENT NOTES: Bergamot, Tonka, Black Tea, Spectral Musk SMELLS LIKE: A warm cup of over-steeped tea, infused with flowers and citrus. PRODUCT DETAILS To collaborate with the Edward Gorey Trust was less like a professional venture and more like a long-awaited séance with a beloved muse. Gorey's world, exquisitely drawn, wryly sinister, and curiously elegant, is an enchanting realm of mischief and magic. It began, as these things often do, with a lingering odor in the east wing, something between old camphor and unanswered questions. Edward Gorey, ever the aesthete of dust and unease, sought not to eliminate the scent but to complicate it. In spirited cahoots with Heretic Parfum, he devised a series of room sprays for interiors where the air deserved better, places heavy with books, whispers, and upholstery of dubious origin. Each fragrance is a gentle intrusion: ghostly bergamot, wilted herbs, overripe florals, and the polite suggestion that something strange has recently occurred (or is about to). They do not mask. They linger. Perfect for spaces where the guests are unexpected, the windows refuse to stay shut, and the wallpaper occasionally sighs. Ghostly. Steeped. Dusty-Charm. The Haunted Tea Cosy is a sinister little spritz that smells like bergamot brewed in purgatory, with undertones of citrus and scandal from a spirit who still dresses for tea, bitter marmalade, and the faint regret of a teacup murder never solved. Perfect for parlors where nothing living has laughed since 1893.  HOW TO USE To awaken the atmosphere: 1. Enter the space with purpose, or at least a vague sense of curiosity. 2. Hold the bottle upright and aim toward the middle of the room, where the atmosphere seems most emotionally complicated. 3. Spritz generously into the air, avoiding chandeliers, houseplants, and brooding relatives. 4. Wait as the scent unfurls like a polite specter; charming, mysterious, and just possibly up to something. 5. Breathe deeply. Sigh theatrically. Works wonders on musty corners and awkward silences.