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Skip the polite birthday wishes and get straight to the point with “Happy Birthday Cunt.” It's blunt, unapologetic, and somehow the perfect way to celebrate someone whose sense of humor is just as delightfully inappropriate as yours. Perfect for your best friend, significant other, sibling, or favorite foul-mouthed human, this hilarious birthday card turns a simple birthday greeting into a memorable roast. Because when you know someone well enough, profanity can basically be a love language. Give them a card that's guaranteed to get a laugh and remind them that, despite everything, they're still your favorite cunt. .Product Details: 4.4" x 6.8" birthday greeting card Inside is blank for a personal message Thick, durable matte cardstock Smooth matte finish Printed in Colorado, USA Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper
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