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Tell a person in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way. CARD READS: FRONT: "Wishing You Love And Hap-penis" INSIDE: Pop up dick MATERIAL DETAILS: CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock. PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope. Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you! IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*
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