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Drive it like you mean it, text back like you don’t. This hat is for the emotionally unavailable king (or queen) who can hit a fairway but can’t hold a conversation. Whether you're bombing drives or dodging feelings, this lid says “I’m here for a good time, not a double text.” Because commitment is optional, but swagger is mandatory. Features: 26% cotton, 74% polyester Structured six-panel build with mesh back (for breathability during bad decisions) Mid-profile fit with low-profile embroidery area 3.5″ crown — the higher the crown, the lower the accountability Hard buckram front panels + Permacurv® visor Matching undervisor (like your stories: clean but suspicious) Classic snapback closure Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm) Care Instructions: Spot clean only — ghost stains not included. Vibe Check: ✅ Drives straight, answers crooked ✅ Leaves the course before she wakes up ✅ Red flags + red tees ✅ Emotionally distant but aesthetically locked in
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