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This funny Valentine’s Day card is a snarky, heartfelt way to celebrate the person you call when you need to overanalyze, overshare, or scream into the void with tortilla chips in hand. Digitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside Paired with a coordinating envelope Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline Back-of-card punchline: “We’re basically the emotional equivalent of matching tattoos.” Give this card to the human who knows your chaos, joins the deep-dive, and still shows up—chips included.
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