Funny Women’s Crewneck Sweatshirt, Second-Hand Dick

Second-Hand Dick Crewneck – Heavyweight, Healing, and Hilarious AF For when your ex leaves behind more than trauma — he leaves merch. This sweatshirt isn’t just a statement. It’s a survival story in cotton-blend fleece. Because nothing says “I’m not doing this shit again” like walking away in a crewneck that reads SECOND-HAND DICK across the front. It’s soft, savage, and scientifically proven to protect you from men who think “emotional” means “you caught them lying.” Whether you’re headed to court, brunch, or just blocking him mid-scroll — this one goes with everything but regret. Features 💜 Premium heavyweight fleece that holds your boundaries like it holds heat 💜 Unisex sizing, pre-shrunk, ethically made, and soft enough to replace his lies 💜 Bold front print in long-lasting vinyl — the kind that stays, unlike him 💜 True-to-size fit for cozy comfort while healing out loud 💜 Designed for petty survivors, sober girls, and indirect shade throwers 💜 Perfect for trauma anniversaries, TikTok rants, hoodie theft prevention, and post-breakup glow-ups 💜 Ships free — because your recovery already cost enough Care Instructions 💜 Wash cold like his excuses 💜 Tumble dry low like his emotional availability 💜 Do not iron print — just iron out your standards 💜 Sublimation or vinyl printed in the USA Your Friends, The Bean Grind💜