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Second-Hand dick, First-Class Clown This mug doesn’t whisper — it drags. Bold black print on glossy white ceramic says it all: Second-hand Dick. And just when they turn it? The side seals the deal: First-Class Clown. Because if they downgraded, you already know the act they signed up for. AVAILABLE IN A SWEATSHIRT. Features 💜 15oz premium ceramic — big enough to sip the tea and the shade 💜 Bold AF black lettering that never fades (unlike his “loyalty”) 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe — savage + convenient 💜 Glossy white finish, petty truth included Perfect For 💜 Side-chick shade and clown-callouts 💜 TikTok storytimes and IG receipts 💜 Reminders that you don’t compete with the circus Your Friends, The Bean Grind 💜
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