Funny Kitchen Apron: Cant Touch This, Embroidered Design

This makes such a great funny kitchen apron.  It's sure to make people chuckle. -65% Polyester, 35% Cotton -Made in USA with American made materials -Stain release and wrinkle resistant finishes -Adult Aprons Feature: 36 inch long ties; Pockets; adjustable neck strap -Hardware: Durable Plastic All of the aprons have embroidered designs on them for that classy elegant look. Large, embroidered images (approx. size of images: 6"-8"wide or 15cm-20cm wide) embroidered on an industrial embroidery machine. Since these aprons are embroidered, you can wash and dry them, like regular, without any worries of the image peeling.  I use a stabilizer backing on the reverse side of the apron to ensure years of use. Don't see the apron color you want?  Just email me for custom colors. Sizing chart Long Apron- Perfect for people 6' (182cm) and taller or those wanting full coverage. 36”L x 24”W (91cm L x 60cm W) Number of pockets: 2- Size Each: 8" (20cm)L x 7" (18cm)W CENTERED Regular Apron- Perfect for adults; this is my most purchased apron. Great height is 5'5" (165cm)and over.   28”L x 24”W (71cm L x 60cm W) Number of pockets: 2- Size Each: 8"(20cm)L x 7"(18cm)W CENTERED Short Apron- Perfect for shorter adults or older youth, under 5'8" (172cm) or those who want to protect mid section only. 24"L x 28”W (60cm L x 71cm W) Number of pockets: 3- Size of each: 9"(23cm)L x 8"(20cm)W CENTERED