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This funny birthday card is a snarky way to celebrate the introvert in your life—the one who’d rather eat cereal in sweatpants than show up at a last-minute party. Digitally printed on 100lb matte white cardstock A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside Paired with a colorful envelope Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline Back-of-card punchline: “All hail the Birthday Hermit (but from a respectful distance).” Send this card when the guest of honor deserves a crown for dodging social plans and embracing hermit royalty.
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