FLY BROOCH

Certified Snack Inspector 🪰✨ Not just any fly — this one’s dressed up and ready for the function. The Fly Brooch is a tiny, glamorous nuisance that somehow elevates your entire outfit. Equal parts gross and gorgeous, this little guy is here to land on your lapel and steal the spotlight (and maybe your snacks). Made from black enamel metal and decked out with emerald and bubblegum-toned jewels, this brooch brings serious sparkle to an otherwise unexpected icon. Measuring about 1" x 3/4", it’s the perfect size to pin on jackets, bags, hats, or anywhere that needs a little chaotic charm. Finished with a single post and black rubber clasp to keep your fly securely in place — no buzzing off mid-outfit. Why We Picked It Because it’s weirdly chic and we love that. The mix of glam and absurd makes it a perfect conversation starter, and it’s small enough to add personality without overpowering your look. Great gift for someone with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates accessories that don’t take themselves too seriously.