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This card is for attraction that’s inconveniently permanent. A flirty, funny love card for the person whose butt has taken up long-term residence in your brain with zero plans to leave. Equal parts unhinged and affectionate, it’s perfect for couples who communicate primarily through sarcasm and appreciation of a great ass. Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and your favorite situationships. Message: Your Butt Lives in my Head Rent-Free This card is blank inside.
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