Fish Bones - Crushable Hat

Nylon shade sidekick that folds flat for travel and pops back into shape after every bag tumble. On crowded commutes on the train infested with eyeballs, it blocks glares while your latte negotiates its own balance. It stays breathable, dries fast from all that beer spilled on it the night before, and weighs almost nothing, so it sneaks into pockets or purses with zero drama. Nor more TSA baggage fees no more bald spots, no more creeps catching your aimless eyes on the train. Protect yourself from the nonsense, from the sun, enjoy this fashionable gem.  Oh and guys please don't use this hat in selfies holding a fish on the dating app.