Tragic Backstory Funny Romantasy Glossy Bookmark

For readers whose fictional crushes have set the bar way too high. This pink bookmark is made for anyone who refuses to settle for less than a tragic backstory, magical powers, and a sworn oath of loyalty. Size: 2” x 6” Durable 16pt cardstock Glossy front, silk-finish back Rounded corners for a polished look Front: “This book has totally ruined my standards. If he doesn’t come with a tragic backstory, magical powers, and a sworn oath to protect me at all costs, I don’t want it.” Back: “Must be emotionally unavailable but magically gifted. No exceptions.”